Mum: Why is your room always so messy?
Me: So that if someone comes in and tries to kill me, they'll trip over something and die.

Women don’t have to:

whitewingedalbatross:

• be thin
• have a vagina
• give birth
• cook for you
• have long hair
• wear makeup
• have sex with you
• be feminine
• be graceful
• shave
• diet
• be fashionable
• wear pink
• love men
• be the media’s idea of perfection
• listen to your bullshit

using the term ‘yolo’ sarcastically so often that you’re really not sure if you’re joking or not now

I used that word SO MUCH yesterday.. I’m tainted.

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